fairweathered friend

1. Describes a person who celebrates extensively only the good with one another, then goes into a almost hermit-like state when their friend is doing something thats not generally accepted by the masses.

2. Someone who only is there for the good times and bails on you for the rough, similar to a gold digger and a fairweathered fan.

My fairweathered friend Marcus, who will only accept me as an equal in real life and then turns to me as a "lesser" upon other peers of his over the internet.

by p. pegg November 14, 2005

Fairweather Drinker

Someone who only drinks when it is the cool thing to do. You can identify a fairweather by licking your finger and putting it in the air to check the weather.

"Hey Clay, stop being such a fairweather drinker and schwill a beer"

by Evan T October 10, 2007

fartmeat

Term used to define the substance which fills yor undies when you 'follow through'

dave you dirty bastard, that one had fartmeat in it, you'd better check your underpants

by markus October 8, 2004

fairweather fan

To be a fan of a team only when that team is successful and to not associate with that team during unsuccessful periods.

Most often the term is used incorrectly to describe a fan who is extremely critical of their team during unsuccessful periods.

Wow, Bill really is a fairweather fan. He won't even talk about baseball now that the Tigers are losing.

by Milkman14 August 6, 2010

Josh Fairweather

Noun; To be a "Josh Fairweather" is to be a very vertically challenged man who romantically loves other men.

Josh Fairweathering, Verb; "Josh Fairweathering" means to perform the act of having anal sex with men, while being a vertically challenged man.

Noun; Josh Fairweather; " Hey dude, look at that migit over there. He looks so gay."
"Yeah bro he's such a Josh Fairweather"

Verb; Josh Fairweathering; "Hey man, I know you can't control the fact that you are super short, but at least stop Josh Fairweathering."
"I already told you bro I'm not gay"
"Dude you're having anal sex with a man"

by Officer Chad Thundercock July 6, 2022

FairyBat

The FairyBat is a mythical creature often found in the rainforests of South America. Known for its unquenchable thirst for human blood, the FairyBat is the most lethal bat known to man. Similar to the magical Liger, FairyBats are bred for their magical abilities. The Fairy Bat's battle call can not be described with human words, but it is known to cripple the strongest of men. If you see a FairyBat, it is already too late.

The entire clan of boyscouts was massacred by a single pissed of FairyBat.

by AteAGrape December 21, 2008

fairweathered fan

1. Describes a fanatic who celebrates extensively when their favorite sports team is doing well but lives almost hermit-like when their sports team is getting dominated

2. Liking a collegiate team in one sport and always claiming them as your team but supporting them in another sport ONLY when they're doing well.

That nigger Randy Russell claims he's a University of Florida fan in general, but he's never supported anything but their football team, that is, until their basketball team made the NCAA tournament; what a fairweathered fan that cocksucking monkeyfucker is.

by C. Wizzle March 14, 2005