failing asleep

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

by channel_panel June 16, 2018

asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians

im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school

by dirk lance August 16, 2005

Failingest

An extension of the world fail so strong that it can only be used to describe horrible nintendo peripherals

Nintendo's make the Most Failingest peripherals. Wow, the Power Pad really sucks ass

by Duke Lombardi July 10, 2009

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Firing shots

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

by Skim milk June 20, 2015

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010