Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.

I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.

by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

Fagrication

When gay guys fabricate a story about another man being gay when he is not. And its really only wishful thinking.

"My gay friend Ray told me that Wentworth Miller is gay!"
"No way! That is a total Fagrication!"

by mandalupa April 7, 2010

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

class 4 furcation

another name for a really bad camel toe...

Whoah! That girl in the yoga pants has an extreme class 4 furcation!

by teethscraper March 9, 2010

Flirtationship

When two people, who have an obvious interest in each other, flirt non-stop but can't actually get into a relationship due to complicated reasons

girl #1: You know that guy I've been texting, he called me pretty.
girl #2. Aww, that's so cute. Too bad he's 25 and you're 16. I guess its just going to be a flirtationship
girl #1: Yeaahh, shut up!

by BleedingStupidity September 1, 2010

Fartation

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.

My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.

by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010

flirtationship

more than friends less than a relationship. Often one or both partners having emotional or physical interest in another, while maintaining indefinite roles in eachothers lives. Consentual and mutual flirtationships are often long term and may be considerate and aware of both partners spouses.

Non mutual flirtationships often are recognized by one party playing the "puppy dog" role and constantly praising the desired partner while, baiting for attention and pitty flirts

Non consensual flirtationships are known as creepers and stalkers

"are josh and anna finally together now that anna left billy"

"no theyre in a flirtationship, besides josh is still taken"

"and alexis is ok with that?"

"well its not like theyre sleeping together, besides, theyve been at this forever, i wish theyd just friggin get together already"

by Romanticcook July 19, 2012