Failtastic

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Person 1: I got my penis stuck in the gutter.
Person 2: What the... How?
Person 1: I fell down. While I was biking. With no clothes on.
Person 2: What the f*ck... wowwwww... how failtastic.

by Peter Buckett November 8, 2009

Failtown

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.

Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.

by Mellrocks June 13, 2011

failtacular

A fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.

Person 1 - "How the hell did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?"
Person 2 - "I dunno..."
Person 1 - "That's beyond ridiculous. You've failed on an epic scale bro"
Person 3 - "You slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! That's friggin failtacular!"

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

failtroll

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.

Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failtrocity

A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inability to complete simple tasks or communicate with society for several days.

Man, last night Dill committed a failtrocity in Halo 3. He went -50 in teamslayer. Poor bastard.

by CG Viewtiful March 22, 2009

Faulty Pigeon

A hopeless outcast that can't fit in anywhere and nobody is willing to help, as in 'An unwanted streetwalker with a broken wing that nobody will feed.'

Rick: I kinda feel sorry for Mikey, he's sitting there all alone with his Hentai comic books
Jonathan: What! Mikey? Man, nobody cares about that creeper, that guy's hopeless, he's a faulty pigeon!

by Pigeon Control April 29, 2010

Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.

My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?

by Andy Sword March 3, 2011