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Failroad Conductor

A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.

A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.
by dubcaps February 8, 2009
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Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.
If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.
by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009
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Faileron

A type of control surface on aircraft, similar to the aileron, but mostly used on Mongooses from Halo.
The airplane can bank because of its ailerons, but Mongeese can't because they have failerons.
by Jewpeg and Wpeg August 8, 2010
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Failroad

A failboat's land equivalent.

A failed organization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.

In extreme circumstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.

Pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd ridden the failroad enough this year.
by dubcaps February 8, 2009
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failion

a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information
"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."
by iNhibitor March 22, 2009
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Failroad

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.
Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11
by Super Dave's hotrod July 9, 2011
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failionaire

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.
you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...
by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020
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