A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.
A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.
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A type of control surface on aircraft, similar to the aileron, but mostly used on Mongooses from Halo.
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A failed organization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.
In extreme circumstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.
Pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.
A failed organization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.
In extreme circumstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.
Pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd ridden the failroad enough this year.
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failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win
note: see fail scale for more information
failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win
note: see fail scale for more information
"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."
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Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11
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you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!
you're a failionaire!
better luck next time...
you're a failionaire!
better luck next time...
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