epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

failfest

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

by ProMaster April 19, 2009

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

wispy faglestache

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.

I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.

by djparallax December 29, 2009

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009