Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

by supergroup May 11, 2008

Failmember

A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.

Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.

by Watch out for failmember! December 10, 2009

Failness

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it

" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."

" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"

by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009

Failberg

1. Someone who is the cause of failure. Introduced as the titanic was sunk by an iceberg.

Dude - He just threw up in my sink!

Dude 2 - failberg

by stoffberg February 19, 2009

faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009