fashtastrophy

A fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. Something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to SPCA or PETA. A person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.

Anything worn by Lady Gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by Cyndi Lauper in 1980's, Don Johnson in Miami Vice, the entire wardrobe of Dallas tv series, Eurotrash. Someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. Anyone who isnt Kylie Minogue wearing her clothing. Anyone who takes fashion advice from Britney spears.

by miroj July 6, 2010

fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

by rubberooster October 23, 2011

fantastrophy

when fantasy collides with disproportionate negative thinking.

my fantasy about (fill in blank) quickly turned into a "what if" scenario, thus a fantastrophy.

by DominicL May 8, 2014

Faptastrophe

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013

Fatastrophic

Describes something that is so fat or unhealthy that it is catastrophic to your health or well-being. This can include thoughts or actions.

Example 1.) I want a cupcake but eating one would be so fatastrophic.
Example 2.) Did you see Jimmy at lunch? He ate a whole large pizza all by himself, that is so fatastrophic!!
Fat Obese Overweight Unhealthy Catastrophic Binge Health

by Krissyalynn July 11, 2016

Factastraphy

When you spit bars to real and the other dude starts to cry.

This situation has become a real factastraphy
It's a bad thing don't you agree
This dude be crying for his mommy
But really he ain't got nobody

by Balakay14 January 25, 2019

Fagtastrophe

An overly gay man or women has had a major accident that has the capacity to be lethal.

Chase had a horrible fagtastrophe last night man.

by Sloot looker May 22, 2018