Fagatron Prime

King of the faggots

mr. smith is such a fagatron prime!

by dj balls April 13, 2012

Fakeation

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Fagtion

A large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)

See "Gay Mafia"

Wow, that Fagtion sure organized a big parade.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

fagatini

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".

Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?

by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005