Faggernaut

1. One who is so gay that his gayness dwarfs the gayness of all other fags. (Fag Juggernaut)
2. A fag of astronomical proportions.
3. A really big bundle of sticks.

I bow down to the one true faggernaut!
OR
Keep that torch away from that faggernaut!

by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007

fingernail

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.

My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

Faggerniggot

idk man a friend said it and it sounded funny

Bruh stop being such a Faggerniggot

by Stayinskol_YT+TTV plz follow March 28, 2021

fingernail file

Good utensil for use on the fingernail.

Also good for stabbing.

Used the fingernail file to stab the jail guard in the left testicle.

by larstait October 12, 2003

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

Poop In My FingerNails

When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song

Poop In My FingerNails are really killing me

by Tillmanator December 8, 2019

Poop in my fingernails

A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.

I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020