Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

fablatch

verb:
to ejaculate deliberately onto a girl's body part, or someone's belongings in order to show disrespect. also used as humour

"i fablatched in that girls eye last night"
"yo, don't make me fablatch on your pillow"

by johnsmith12345 January 17, 2009

falafel face

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.

Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..

by lezleeah November 16, 2010

Giwa Falade

A very powerful and ruthless female who is dreaded and feared by a lot of people.

Person 1: She walked in here, snapped her fingers, and ordered that everyone evacuated the premises, and it was done!

Person 2: Oh my God, she's such a Giwa Falade!

by Wattfisher October 20, 2021

Falador

A big city in Runescape. west of Barbarian Village and east of Taverley. Has lots of big white buildings and walls.

I went to Falador to kill a few guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

falafa

Sheer idiocy, derived from the word(s) .. "You're retarded"

I spiraled into falafa

by AMGIEATBABIES May 25, 2009