faffing

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

faffing

Faffing: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.

by 4wesom3 September 8, 2010

faffing

Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING

Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!

by fafmeister September 19, 2009

faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).

Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'

by Lesiurama15 January 24, 2012

faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

faffing

moving at lighting speeds quicker than sound travels, doing the goose step

Joshy loves faffing around with the boys

by Ball of snow 5108 April 1, 2021

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011