Faecal Afterglow

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit.

An example of life’s many pleasures was an early morning faecal afterglow episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very agreeable half an hour.

by Boudin aka Blood Sausage October 12, 2021

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

faecal fog

The pungent aroma that fills a bathroom during and after defecating.

I'd give it five minutes if I were you, the FAECAL FOG needs to clear.

by Kit HammerHer September 7, 2024

Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!

by will bitten July 22, 2017

male bovine fecal material

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

Fecalith

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life

Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!

by unicornsarereal143 May 24, 2014

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

by theaman97 November 25, 2013