fajitis

(n.)

1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe

(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)

1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!

2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.

3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?

by BMOC Bob Myers January 17, 2008

hickey fajita

When you are trying to eat dank fajitas and then some cutie is sucking on your neck and it tickles so you spill your fajitas.

"Damn, I got hickey fajitas all over myself again"
"Hannah keeps giving me hickey fajitas when I just want to eat, damn"

by hannah_fo_fannah December 17, 2016

fajite

like a faggot or fajit but even gayer

bro that guys such a goddamn fajite today

by XXX_DannyG_XXX November 23, 2018

fur fajita

A real nasty vagina. Resembling the innards of a fajita.

Stacy has been around the block one too many times that she is starting to develop a fur fajita.

by dejaflu November 22, 2010

Fidjit

Building on the term idjit (a person who is so consistently stupid he brings doom upon himself in almost every environment) Fidjit intensifies "idjit" by adding “F”. It indicates this person, through extreme stupidity, “Fs” over any persons associated with him.

As in “My fidjit brother-in-law set fire to our tent on the first day of our camping trip” ... or whatever happened in any Hangover movie.

by Tidytalker May 14, 2021

fajita scale

The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.

F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets

I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.

by ajm26 October 4, 2013

Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!

My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...

by hobojo456 August 17, 2010