The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...
I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.
by rolo1 July 13, 2009
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Facetwittering is when a person uses facebook and twitter at the same time (usually for a long period of time.)
Nikki: "Jordan, have you seen Jimbob anywheres lately?"
Jordan: "Noo, he got a computer last week and he's been facetwittering ever since."
Jordan: "Noo, he got a computer last week and he's been facetwittering ever since."
by Saucy Fingers October 24, 2011
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Get the facetwitterverse mug.The late-2011 update to Facebook, as a combination of the previous Facebook design with a Twitter-like approach. Facebook+Twitter=Facitter. Pronounced like "face sitter" (as in FAY-sitter or FAYS-itter, as per local dialect).
"Good lord, I can't believe how much crap's spraying out of Facitter today," you say to your friend. "People really hate this."
Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.
Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.
by Energy Lad September 21, 2011
Get the Facitter mug.#fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits: When a Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a beneficial service (CWPBS) verifiably fails to live up stated MVV + any codified Accreditation Policies and Practices (CAP&P) and/or Code of Ethics (COE) … requiring time, energy, money AND Invisible and Historically Underestimated Emotional Labor (RT/RE/RM/RI&HUEL) to care for immediate wounds (CFIW), while also having to address, redress prior wounds or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible or aimed at one person, several people, a group of people, entire communities or nations.
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As a college student, Wendy sought help via Campus Counseling Services and the College's Minister following a Student Assembly where she realized she { DID NOT } drink too much at a college event she attended, but rather was #roofied* at an After Party. Upon piecing together the events of the evening along with new information about what it looks and feels like to be drugged with a doctored drink*. Having had this tragic new awareness met with questions about #whatwereyouwearing? #whygototheapartmentofsomeoneyoudontknow? #whydidntyouleave? #whydidittakeuntilnowforyoutotellsomeone? Wendy decided additional harm would come from returning for more sessions.
Neither college employee, or representatives from any other department/s on campus followed up with Wendy (i.e. DPS, SHC, Dean, Provost &/or President's Office). Despite Mandated Reporting not being in existence at the time (early 90's), common sense dictates you follow up with students in crisis, especially when they're involved Student Leaders (Campus Ministry as a ...; Student Housing as a ... ; and Editor of the ... and ...) and you are on payroll for a Private Liberal Arts College charged with the education, care and well-being of under 1k students -- something Wendy's parents paid a premium for (est. $25k USD, circa 1991).
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*The insidious ingredients can leave you incapacitated, w/ no memory of events following their consumption... See Rebel Wilson's Roofie Ordeal: 6 Warning Signs
Neither college employee, or representatives from any other department/s on campus followed up with Wendy (i.e. DPS, SHC, Dean, Provost &/or President's Office). Despite Mandated Reporting not being in existence at the time (early 90's), common sense dictates you follow up with students in crisis, especially when they're involved Student Leaders (Campus Ministry as a ...; Student Housing as a ... ; and Editor of the ... and ...) and you are on payroll for a Private Liberal Arts College charged with the education, care and well-being of under 1k students -- something Wendy's parents paid a premium for (est. $25k USD, circa 1991).
utter #fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits
*The insidious ingredients can leave you incapacitated, w/ no memory of events following their consumption... See Rebel Wilson's Roofie Ordeal: 6 Warning Signs
by Wendy Darling + Peter's Wendy August 31, 2023
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