facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

by Danizilla January 16, 2010

Famestatic

A person who is constantly bragging about clout or fame.

“Dude, that girl in 4th period is so famestatic!”
“I knowww!! It gets so annoying!”

by Bestie_is_ac October 27, 2019

facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul

dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo

by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.

"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"

by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

facetatt rap

Facetatt rap is a music genre which originated in the early 2000s when gangsta rap was "enhanced" by autotune technologies. As the name suggests, many of the facetatt rappers who create this garbage have made the terrible decision to add tattoos to their faces. Examples of it's early success include the works of Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, and Gucci Mane. Over time, gangsta rap has eroded/evolved into this new form where it is no longer about the weed and money; with rappers of this genre doing it instead solely for the bitches and blunts. See: DRAM, TYGA, Lil Yachty, and nearly every "rapper" at your local music festival. Many people born before 1995 find this to be a sad development given that these Facetatt rappers are mostly untalented, weak ass bitches who just mumble into a microphone and let the sound guys figure it out. Note: counterintuitively, it is not necessarily required for one to have a face tattoo to be a facetatt rapper. For equally shitty culture, see Dirty Beats and Black Chyna syndrome

Man, I wish they would put on some Luda instead of this facetatt rap. I don't even know if this guy knows where he is and he sounds like he's half asleep. What a jackass!

by CoolGuy6942069 January 9, 2019

Facestalk

To look at every picture in the FACEBOOK profile of someone you have a crush on.

"Dude,I spent like two hours facestalking Lisa last night."

by Deemolay January 5, 2010