Facepet

A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.

Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.

Kneel, face pet!

So I got myself a new facepet and this time, it's a girl.

by HisFreakness May 31, 2018

Facepillow

When your partners face is in a pillow as you anal them (:

Watch Van Wilder Freshmen Year :D FACEPILLOW!

by CABOSE!!!!!!!! August 3, 2010

facepervert

A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.

Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th grade picture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.

by MrsSarahPrice April 9, 2011

facepeak

The pinnacle of personal facebook recognition, characterized by an extreme amount of likes in comparison to standard facebook activity. Often following a major life event such as a wedding, celebrity encounter, world travel, new born, or achievement. The likes of which will never be reached again.

"I totally facepeaked last night with that new upload, its all down face from here."

by Madisonbobadison November 27, 2013

facepencil

The same as facepalm, which is used to show frusteration at a certain topic/post. Taken from The Dark Knight scene where the Joker slams a man's head in to a pencil after saying he would show them a magic trick and make the pencil "disappear."

Fool: Hey guys, I never watched Friends. Is it a good show?
Cool guy: .../facepencil

by ryanxwonbin August 20, 2008

Facepeep

The act of profile peeping on facebook.

I like to facepeep my friends on facebook.

I facepeep when I get facebook fever.

I like to facepeep my girlfriend.

I like to facepeep my boyfriend.

I like to facepeep and find facebookable ideas.

by thebentquill March 10, 2011

Facepeep

Perusing through profiles on Facebook and other social networking sites.

- I'm up all night like a facepeep facecreeping

- I spend alot of time at work facepeeping like a facecreeper

by thebentquill March 11, 2011