Facebook Worth

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Facebook Is Dead To Me

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016

Facebook Gangbang

The act of having at least 5 friends add a random person on facebook. Once the victim has been added, you continue to like ALL pictures, statuses, wall posts, and whatever else you can get your mouse to before you are removed by the user.

If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!

Ayo, lets all add this bitch and facebook gangbang the shit out of her.

by D3vanG September 21, 2011

Facebook Myth

Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.

Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"

David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."

Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."

by Mitts the Tits October 18, 2012

Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.

Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"

by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

Facebook Live

The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.

Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"

Rae:"What happend?!"

Leah:"Facebook Live.."

Rae:*Cringe*

by Rae$ December 28, 2016