Faceman

One that posts at TrollKingdom, the best site ever.

Yippy! I post at TK!

by Wackster February 12, 2004

Faceman

An idiot troll who can't get out of the past. One who is stuck on dwelling over things that don't make sense. Has incredibly low IQ.

"Go away, Faceman...."

by afdsfsdfasf September 19, 2003

FaceMan Incorporated

A server made by Saint Tim

And I think everyone his server cuz I know you'll love it like I do

FaceMan Incorporated is a cool server!

by Alsen is not cool January 26, 2021

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010

facetank

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Hershey Facemask

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010