firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014

Facehood

AKA Facebook

You on Facehood bro?

by Be3nny October 5, 2009

facehole

Facehole- the person who on Facebook must leave a sarcastic comment on any and every status they come across.

Bob- dude, that comment on your ex's status was epic

Tom- yeah, I'm being a real facehole today.

by WillyWilTheManOfSteel October 27, 2010

facehole

mouth,piehole,and face cave

Shut your facehole retard!

by grizz_97 September 13, 2006

facehole

anyone on facebook who tries to verbally fight you. Facebook+asshole

dude that guy keeps calling me gay on facebook

What a facehole

by beda October 23, 2008

facebored

To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.

Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!

by mountainfire August 24, 2008

facehoe

someone who is thirsty for blowjobs or to have cum on face

Sam: Yo! Dave, you slept with the girl whom you met at Times Square?
Dave: yes bruh!she is a facehoe

by jenniferlannister June 17, 2019