facehooker

a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.

Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"

by YESmina March 9, 2009

Facehooker

Someone who is not on Facebook, who uses your Facebook to check on people.

"Will you check on Facebook to see if this guy is on there?".

"Gosh, you such a Facehooker".

by beanedog June 17, 2011

Facehooker

One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.

(A Facebook Slut)

" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"

" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"

" You Facehooker"

by Jeebs99 May 3, 2009

FaceHooker

A hooker, whos primary function is to sit on your face. Made famous in the 1956 show of boomtown

Rex Trailer: "Hey lookie' here we have a facehooker on the show today"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"

by JayzJKZ October 30, 2008

facebookee

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook

Check back again, you facebookee!

by timlight January 29, 2010

Facebooker's Remorse

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

Facebooker

The person who uses Facebook.

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.

by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014