Facehooker

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"
by faroutly April 07, 2010
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A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.
Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.
by Cragdor September 01, 2010
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Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot
JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
by TeaKB December 08, 2009
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facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.
He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.
by Chanisson Halberitzky February 10, 2010
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facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.
Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.
by facecotter_1 January 09, 2008
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Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.
Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.
by rperazag July 08, 2010
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Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook
Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.
by Ryan0330 December 23, 2007
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