facehead

A word that describes people who are awesome and fantastic in all situations. Its a noun bizzles, and a sweet one at that.

"Dude, did you see Beaky? She is such a facehead!"
"I know, brotha from anotha motha, she is a facehead and its cool. Like really really cool!

by toocoolforschool, and you know it! October 28, 2006

Facehooker

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."

"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"

by faroutly April 7, 2010

facehook

A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.

Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.

by Cragdor September 1, 2010

Faceholing

When you log onto facebook for just one minute and end up on it for 3 hours. You have accomplished nothing and trying to figure out how to explain why nothing was finished that day.

I wanted to upload a couple photos and stalk my ex and ended up faceholing the entire morning!

by Mo Stones September 30, 2010

Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot

JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.

by TeaKB December 8, 2009

facehookin

when someone gratuitously sluts themselves out on facebook.

This is includes but not limited to:

Excessive uploading/tagging/posting of photos
Constantly being on facebook
Frequent useless posts/updates

Kerry: Have you seen Sean lately?
Jimmy: He's busy facehookin, that dude never leaves his room

by tndcrs July 8, 2009

facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 9, 2010