Facecunt

Someone who is using facebook as a forum for their abuse of another. Whether via indirect comments posted as their own status, or direct bitching on another's wall.

Mate, did you look on facebook last night? Jane was being a total facecunt to Aida.

by The Rickmanator December 20, 2010

facecunt

another word for mouth

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked

by Earni July 20, 2008

Facebummer

A Facebook® user who suffers from any number of depressive conditions and thus only posts depressing, awkward and dismal status updates.

"I had to remove Annette from my news feed because her status updates are always so incredibly depressing. She's become a real Facebummer lately."

by Uvula February 17, 2010

facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

Faceium

The pure essence of Face. This is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. Many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.

Scientist #1 - Oh, my, God. What have I discovered?
Scientist #2 - What is it, Joe? Don't tell me you've discovered Faceium!?
Scientist #1 - ...

by FaceALace June 19, 2008

Facejump

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

by q0rban January 22, 2014