Facedout

When you message a girl, or write on her Facebook wall and she doesn't respond, yet she responds to others promptly.

"What happened to that Jennifer girl, did you add her?"
"Yeah I added her and sent a message asking her what's up too"
"What happened?"
"I got facedout man"
"Ah, bummer bro"

by Maximum Carter February 15, 2010

Facebounce

When somebody sends you a message on facebook but you don't want to talk to them so you log off chat so they think you didn't get the message

Guy 1: oh shit herpes Helga just sent me a message but once her genital warts go away I might let her touch my penis
Guy 2: I think you gotta facebounce for now

by WackJack June 2, 2009

facecunt

A mouth; specifically, one optimally designed for sucking copious amounts of semen out of oversized penises. When a faggot cumdump is in his customary "full-service" position (on all fours), the facecunt is the forward-facing fuckhole, equipped with a tongue; the rear fuckhole is properly known as a "boypussy" or, in more mature specimens, as a "mancunt."

Me and my frat brothers slammed that fuckbitch's facecunt so hard and so long, he fuck near drowned in jism.

by Spear69 June 2, 2009

Facecunt

A facecunt is the mouth of a woman that loves to be face fucked.

Last night I fucked Mary's Facecunt until I blew in her.

by LilAussieBattler May 10, 2022

facecouch

When your fail is so epic a simple facepalm will not suffice.

I just tore my house apart looking for my phone when it was really in my hand *smashes face into couch* that definitely deserved a facecouch.

by KawaiiBluBerri January 26, 2017

facecotting

facebook-boycotting.

Normally a tech savy person who is purposefully boycotting all things facebook.

e-junkie - I just re-connected with three lame asses from highschool today. I can't wait to see what they write on my wall. When are you going to set up a facebook acount?
facecotter - For the 10th time today, screw you, I'm facecotting.

by facecotter_1 January 14, 2008

Facebounding

After a breakup, using Facebook to pretend you are doing just fine and are happier alone than with your ex. Posts range from facebragging about your new dating life, being out with your friends partying without a care in the world, veiled insults towards your ex, passive aggressive comments, etc.

"Did you see his last post?"

"yeah, the one about dating a really hot girl who sucks at spelling?"

"yeah"

"He's totally Facebounding, does he think he's fooling anyone?"

"poor guy he must be really hurt"

by ChairlockGolmz August 29, 2013