Facebook Chat blue balls

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation

Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010

facebookshot

If something is stated on facebook and is visible to other friends, it is within facebookshot (like earshot). This may include wall posts, status updates, photo tags etc.

Fred: Damn who's that hot chick in your profile pics album?
Mark: Dude isn't your gf within facebookshot?

by therandycalifornian December 14, 2009

Facebookation

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

Facebook Chat Rape

the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.

Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt

by Joe DiGrazia October 22, 2008

Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

Facebook Chat

Yet another pointless addition to the popular Facebook internet application.
Said chat enables anyone logged into Facebook to chat with other friends who are also logged in.
This chat feature is pretty much a waste of time and money due to the fact that most of the users who are on Facebook at the time, are likely on MSN as well. So really, it just allows creepy people to stalk you more efficiently.

Wow! Facebook Chat is rad, but why do all of these creepy guys keep telling me they have a 12 inch pianist?

by A.J. Eitel May 23, 2008

facebook chat smiley war

when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.

1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?

by picklessuckbad June 24, 2010