(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.
Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...
Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
by lifeofdaparty July 08, 2009
by safedems June 16, 2009
Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.
Katy knew i didn't want that picture on Facebook from Kevin's party, but that whore put it on anyway. My nipples hanging out and i have a beer can in my hand...What a Facebitch
by brazil80 September 08, 2009
Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 09, 2009
facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''
real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''
(facebitch)
real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''
(facebitch)
by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009
When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status
"Lauren God he is such an asshole"
Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."
or
Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"
Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."
or
Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"
Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
by CHF924 April 29, 2009
Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)
by Jables21 March 09, 2010