by Jess33 January 14, 2009
when someone forcibly tries to make out with you or kisses you with no warning. Or when someone kisses your whole face instead of just your mouth
Luke: So i heard you made out with Furph on the weekend...
Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!
Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!
by Nikki Sasquatch April 15, 2009
When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate
by hahayougotowned February 04, 2009
A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)
Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.
by dan'spillow May 26, 2007
In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
by fgsfds? April 06, 2009
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.
Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan May 29, 2012
The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
by Jordanfromtheblock July 04, 2010