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fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
by JMTX December 28, 2005
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Fazinating

Something that you can't help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck)

This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:

* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;

* Speaking in the third person;

* hitting on random girls based on their photo;

* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;

* Scalping concert tickets;

* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.

* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.

* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.

* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.
Holy shit! Did you check out his Facebook status today? It's fazinating!
by ShotzShotzShotz January 26, 2011
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Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010
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Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.
Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc
by Mattlololl August 24, 2008
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Fainting Bath

A bath so hot that when you get out you feel as if you are going to faint.
hey what you been up to?" "nothing much just had a fainting bath
by yellowapple November 3, 2010
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fainting

fainting is when you fall to the floor like Juliet and Romeo comes and falls on top of you
"Romeo together thou we'll be"
She starts fainting
"Julieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
by Dr Love Expert April 24, 2014
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Fainting sex

Where you have sex for days and days at one time and you get so exhausted that you has out.
by Judge dredd7 June 9, 2011
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