s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

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J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O

Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.

by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023

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F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

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M.A.F.E.ing

the act of making an acronym for everything you say then expecting everyone to know what it means, hence M.A.F.E. (Making Acronyms For Everything)

boy 1: H.M.W.U.
boy 2: what the hell did you just say?
boy 1: come bro, you know!
boy 2: no? i don't?
boy 1: Hey Man What's Up! duh!
boy 2: you seriously need to stop M.A.F.E.ing!

by nippleteaser7 March 20, 2011

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F.R.E.A.M.

Acronym for Food Rules Everything Around Me; having an obsession with food to the extent that one simply cannot control the urge to eat something tasty

1. Chris: Dude, are you seriously about to eat a full calzone after that whole sandwich?
Matt: Yeah dude, F.R.E.A.M.

2. Food Rules Everything Around Me, F.R.E.A.M. yeah I'm hungry, dolla' dolla' menu!

by inthezone22 September 26, 2008

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