femail

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

by neohippus July 3, 2008

fe-mail

Noun: any spam email sent by women to women, targeted to a female interest group.

Dinara: Have you seen that email going around soliciting volunteers for the breast cancer walk and listing the top 10 annoying things men do?

Katie: Yeah, Lanie forwarded me that fe-mail yesterday.

by katiedrew August 20, 2007

fe-mail

When you are texting your friend who is male and he starts to talk like a chick

"k omgshhh that is so funny lollsz" said Craig
"Dude stop fe-mailing me"

by ryanpom January 21, 2009

fe-mail

women who constantly check their email

Person 1 - "Jill is such a fe-mail!"
Person 2 - "I know!"

by Antoine Dodsun December 27, 2010

femailin'

the courting of a young lady through use of email and internet communication; proper email etiquette when dealing with the opposite sex. (e.g., when a woman courts a man through the internet it might be called MAILin')

"It's taking him weeks to respond to my messages. That guy needs a serious lesson in femailin'."

If a gentleman wants to get anywhere with today's young lady, he'll have to show proper etiquette in person, as well as on the internet. If he can't femail, he ain't gettin' no tail.

by sackgurlz July 29, 2011

femail

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.

by jfish June 17, 2004

femail

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

by schott August 14, 2008