Edmund the Rizzler 

Edmund the Rizzler is a person that is very cool. He has immaculate rizz. He's epic. He treats people very nicely. He is very very very very very very very very very VERY straight. He attracts beautiful girls. He's charming. He has a great smile. He has a great personality. He has great facial features. He has a great smile. He's tall. He's buff. He's smart. He's a doctor, lawyer, he can anything even yours. He takes care of himself. You're lucky if you're friends with an Edmund. Give him a chance and he will give you the whole world. You won't regret it. He's gonna rule the world.

Edmund the Rizzler I want you.

Edmund the Rizzler by Felixanderz August 19, 2023

The king Edmund school 

It is a place filled with loads of nonces such as Mr deeley and Mr Osborne and if you refuse to let them fiddle you they will give you an hour detention p.s miss heggie is fat

O got touched at the king Edmund school

The king Edmund school by 18 naked cowboys in the shower April 22, 2019

edmund

an edmund is the smexiest bear on the planet.

He also has a mind blowing fringe which most would like to molest.
Edmund is an amazing friend and a very entertaining person to talk to.
The world would be bleak and dark without this boy.

jasmine:what would i do without you(;
edmund: yesyes i know. the world would be so lonely without an edmund.(Y)

edmund by thebun October 18, 2011

Edmund Pevensie

The third Pevensie child, betrays his brother Peter and sisters Susan and Lucy, but eventually has a change of heart and gets crowned king along with his siblings.

Person one: Edmund Pevensie is such a brat! He makes friends with the witch...

person two: hey! Don’t be a hater. We all know that he turns out alright and that he plays a pivotal role in the story. Where would they be without him?

Edmund Pevensie by here we go again May 24, 2019

Edmund Mcmillen 

The creator of many popular video games such as Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac.

Person 1: @Edmund Mcmillen
Person 2:Oh man dis happening
Person 1: You little @*&%$!

Edmund Mcmillen by EpicCoolGamerN00bslayer69420 August 6, 2021

Edmund

A person who always jokes about being handsome, awesome,
and smart. This statement is kinda true, one of those definitions is always right. He also has a strict side, but he rarely shows it. He enjoys playing video games and will yell at the person who disturbs him.

Edmunds are the kings of awesomeness, especially games.

Edmund by Coolfencer July 2, 2022

Sir Edmund Hillary 

Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'

We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags

Sir Edmund Hillary by pauliefire October 2, 2022