Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.
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Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
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"You can only see your kid two days a week, one of which you have to take him to see this rugrat exorcist." -- Two and A Half Men
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Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
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Get the The Exorcism mug.The act of driving out a demon or other supernatural entity using the Roman Ritual as prescribed by the Catholic Church.
Well, there are other options. Have you ever heard of exorcism? It's an ancient ritual by which a priest can expel this invading spirit.
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