monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021

Ejac-elation

The instantaneous and short-lived feeling of unbridled joy which accompanies ejaculation.

Guy 1: Mate you look delighted, what's the good news?
Guy 2: It won't last bro, ejac-elation is short but oh so sweet.
Guy 1: Dude, too much info.

by Freshpot October 15, 2011

elationship

This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).

A: Jasmine and I have a great elationship, dude.

B: Um, she lives in Vietnam, dude.

A: I know, but she writes very flirty e-mails. And her myspace is totally hott.

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 30, 2006

explanation mark

something coming out of the mouth of someone not familiar with the word exclamation mark or not knowing how to pronounce it properly

Guy A: Oh, this food is horrible! I hate our school meals, exclamation mark!

Guy B: Yeah, and it is getting worse...

Guy C (stupid): Haha, yeah! Explanation mark!

by NattiW December 22, 2010

eRelationship

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"

I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.

by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010

Explainify

To make clearer or more lucid. A cross between "Explain" and "Clarify"

Mr.president, could you please explainify the tax-cut thingy?

by Lord Nym August 23, 2003

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005