Experting

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.

Experting is amazing.

by Justoldme July 20, 2010

non-existing

This definition is non-existing.

"Wow, this definition is non-existing"

by gimme the money May 11, 2016

Exiting Car Crack

When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.

X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/

by gjudd93 June 19, 2010

Exporting Metadata

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

ExistingTM

A man named Dennis who cosplays as a plague doctor and appeals to mask kink havers. His dick looks like a ken doll and his asshole is made up of rainbows. put him in fnaf so he can get rid of his a sexuality and allow him the glory of cumming a fat nut

"Did you see that fat bird dick on that one blog?"
"yeah that was an existingtm"

by I'm coming for you Dennis June 10, 2023

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Co-existing Sisters

This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!

Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.

by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019