Exasturbated

When you’ve made things worse for yourself BUT you feel better temporarily

I really exasturbated things by flipping off my boss

by crakerbakers September 28, 2023

exasturbation

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

exasturbation

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.

Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.

by OblongShlong August 02, 2013

Exasturbating

A violent form of masturbating

Exacerbate and masturbate = Exasturbate

"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "

"A violent form of masturbating."

by Breastfinder November 03, 2020

Exasturbate

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

by gulliermo August 23, 2018

exasturbate

Arriving at the enhancement, magnification, or intensification of a feeling alone.

“the fact that I can’t get on Facebook exasturbates my feelings of insecurity”

by furcentre October 05, 2021