Exasturbator

(Noun, personal, descriptive) Some jerk-off who is so annoying and frustrating as to be an exasturbator.

My unfunny jokes and time-wasting at work got me labeled an exasturbator.

by AveryJuanZacritic March 13, 2020

exasturbation

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

exasturbation

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.

Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.

by OblongShlong September 3, 2013

Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.

The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.

by Jaspur October 15, 2025

Exasturbate

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

by gulliermo August 22, 2018

Exasturbate

Exasturbate
verb | /ˈɛgˌzæstərˌbeɪt/
1. To theatrically over-stimulate or exaggerate a trait, emotion, or concept often for self-glorification, irony, or attention.
2. To metaphorically “stroke” your own identity, quirks, or aesthetic in a way that’s excessive but intentional.

“He wasn’t mad, he was just exasturbating his persona to stay on-brand.”

“I was joking about sharing Hopsin, btw—I just wanted to exasturbate the STIM in my name.” -stim shady

by Stim Shady April 29, 2025

Exasturbating

A violent form of masturbating

Exacerbate and masturbate = Exasturbate

"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "

"A violent form of masturbating."

by Breastfinder November 2, 2020