easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

by Big David March 17, 2008

exacerbating

Making a current undesirable situation much more worse, especially if the situation could have been easily avoidable.

Tim's doctor said that he had already developed lung cancer, but Tim still decided to smoke, therefore further exacerbating his condition.

Sam knew he was struggling with porn addiction, but he was also very lonely. His loneliness further exacerbated his addiction.

by Obv troll is obvious January 21, 2021

Exacerbating

Masterbating with your ex...sometimes as a favor to get something out of them....like getting a ride from the airport. Pronounced Ex-ass-'er-bating.

She wanted a ride from the airport, but he told her that he expected her to get their exacerbation on. She agreed that they would be exacerbating if he helped her out...in both ways.

by Ex Master of the Debation November 12, 2010

Exasturbating

A violent form of masturbating

Exacerbate and masturbate = Exasturbate

"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "

"A violent form of masturbating."

by Breastfinder November 2, 2020

Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.

The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.

by Jaspur October 15, 2025

Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014