the teachers excuse to make you work your butts off and fry your brains so they can take time off marking homework while youre revising and go to flash parties
"ugh my brain...ive been doing to many exams..."
"ok kids, your exams are coming up so no more homework! Just lots of revision."
"ok kids, your exams are coming up so no more homework! Just lots of revision."
by molive December 9, 2008
Get the examsmug. by bobthaabuildaa May 27, 2018
Get the Exammug. A useless Piece of paper that very much decides your future , CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT ! ( it tests your very very very “ strong “ memory that you surprisingly have no the storage to put that ish in your brain )
Teacher: the exam is vErY eAsY so just revise this paper .
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet
by That’s gurl November 25, 2020
Get the Exammug. A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
Get the Examsmug. A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.
by ProGamer743 June 9, 2018
Get the examsmug. a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.
even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
by kul June 25, 2005
Get the examsmug. mother fucker things that come twice a year...made by teachers(people tryin to ruin ur life) as a way to do wut theyre good at..ruin ur life....u end up studyin for days on end..it sux mi ass
by anonymus but cant spell it January 18, 2004
Get the examsmug.