exacerbation

The state of having screwed yourself in the ass.

I was enjoying regular bowel movements, but then I started fillling up with carrots instead of eating bran cupcakes in the morning, and it was a real case of exacerbation.

Why can't Priscilla sit down?
He's all exacerbated.

by skeptical hippo December 26, 2011

exerbating

Masturbating as a means for exercise.

Man 1: Dude where'd you get such huge biceps?

Man 2: I do some exerbating everyday.

by j-cho June 13, 2010

exagerratingly

Actively doing or saying something in a boastful manner, lacking any knowledge of its validity.

Michael: This is Rochester, you can live on sardines and bottle caps for income in this city...
Tim: you have a point
Michael: *he said, exagerratingly*
Tim: dont use big word with me, city man!
Michael: *and then acknowledged that 'exagerratingly' is not really a word*
Tim: im going to add it to urban dictionary
Tim: that makes it official

by AccountTeamGOFYOURSELF June 25, 2012

Exasterbating

Getting off on telling falsehoods. Especially of those pertaining to people or situations.

You tell more lies than a politician! Quit exasterbating, and tell the truth for once!

by Dr. Shadow April 28, 2016

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Exaggerbating

Claiming that you've just had sex, while failing to mention that the sexual partner was your hand.

Guy 1: I got laid AGAIN last night! Hive five this, bro!
Guy 2: No way, I know you are exaggerbating again, I saw you come out of your room alone.

by JustinAndout September 4, 2018