ex

An ex obviously is the prefix of past, but ex's never understand this. They are hideous creatures who used dark magic making you oblivious to all of their flaws. If you're a man , you were an asshole who didn't deserve a genuine loving person. If you are a women , you are a supercilious, pampered, promiscuous, BITCH. An ex generally tends to have sex with you because they are desperate whores who can't contain themselves. Meanwhile, you're dating someone else they have an epiphany that they have lost something of value and begin to plot a way of destroying your happiness.

My boyfriends ex is a bitch.

by A cigar is just a cigar. January 27, 2011

ex

a trash hoe ass dude who pretends to love but is a bitchass liar and dumps you for a hoe ass bitch the next day🤠🤠

“you see that guy over there?

“yeah what about em”

“that’s my ex 🥴”

by lillyspringer888222 December 09, 2018

ex

a word used by thousands of people around the world as a cover up for the words obnoxiouss, evil, and slutty

Oh, him? Yeah, I hate him. He's just like my ex

by someone who is NOT interested May 14, 2011

ex

A nickname for the recreational drug methylenedioxymethamphetamine, better known as Ecstasy.

"I bet this techno music would sound good if we were on ex."

by The Eggman August 16, 2006

ex

what is that if i ever dated you then i was dumb

him-i am your ex

me-what is that

*BLOCKED*

by iamuglyasf June 06, 2019

ex

failed relationship because you suck and ur dick is small

u have many EXS

by madafucka! February 21, 2020

ex

Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.

(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.

(n.) A former anything.

*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!

Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!

Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.

by papermachete October 28, 2005