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Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"
No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."
by PBMax June 13, 2008
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evita

A girl that is very beautiful, yet dnagerous, so dangerous that one look can take your breath away.
look quick, that girl has an evita look about her.
by showmethemuney09 September 18, 2007
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evite

An electronic invitation. Much more likely to get you RSVP's than a snail mail invite. Offered by numerous online services.
"Did you just get the evite for Bill's costumer party? Who the hell is going to this thing anyway?"
by Pepperman September 29, 2005
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EVIT

High School In Mesa, Arizona with advanced classes including microsoft certified classes and culinary arts.
I'm taking a summer session there, learning Adobe Illustrator, Then Photoshop, Then Flash MX, Then Dreamweaver. I think i will win!
by BObo D. HObo July 10, 2004
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evita

The act of wandering around aimlessly in a group of people preforming a similar action with no set pattern, with the purpose of fully mixing. Often used for theatre warm-ups and other similar activities.
Alright everyone, the for the next warm-up, we'll evita until I say stop.
by Sgt. Hennessy January 4, 2009
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evitability

opposite of inevitability; quality of not just having to happen
Now that her campaign has recognized the evitability of her campaign success, they are having to make a lot of changes
by Una Malachica February 25, 2008
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embitchenate

verb - to make someone your bitch.
To assert dominance by demonstrating specific superiority beyond possibility of doubt.
Guy 1: Turn on your Wii so I can embitchenate you in Guitar Hero.
Guy 2: Again? Haven't you done that enough?
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): You need to do it to remasculate yourself.
by Voloius March 3, 2008
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