evan franks

heckin chonker with bulging eyes

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable

by jablinski games November 12, 2020

evan french

sexy hansome man that lives in van buren arkansas

that evan french is hot

by Evan frenchy May 1, 2019

Evan Fost

An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more

Evan Fost was standing there staring at me and got mad at me when I asked him to leave.

by I’m suicidal because of you December 13, 2019

Evan fournier

Good scoring roleplayer in the league, but when playing for his home country of france, the man turns into kobe lmfaoooo.

Evan Fournier just crossed up dame and splashed a three in his face.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

evan flemming

Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.

You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her

by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021

Evan Fay

An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.

What can you say about that man? Well, he’s Evan Fay.

by MoustacheBob October 8, 2023