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evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Evaginate

Ah, not what you think. It means "to turn inside out."
Quit trying to evaginate me!
by Buce July 14, 2005
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evacuate your fudge barrel

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"
by Mr. U January 19, 2007
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Evacuate The Dancefloor

Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.
Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.

Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.
by bustedbeatbox November 12, 2010
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ejaculate and evacuate

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby
Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.
by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018
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emancipate

To free, liberate.The emancipation Proclamation? I don't listen to rap.
Source: Larstait, Nov 14, 2003

THIS PERSON IS AN IDIOT. BECAUSE IF HES USING THE SAME QUOTE THAT IS USED IN SOUTH PARK IT'S SAID:
Chef: Have you ever heard the emancipation proclomation?
General: I don't listen to hip hop.
by Dame September 17, 2005
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emancipate

by Larstait November 14, 2003
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