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Euro Trash Sex Music

Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.
Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you

Eurotrash 

A human sub-phylum characterized by its apparent affluence, worldliness, social affectation and addiction to fashion. Males are characterized by a semi-slovenly appearance (including half-shaven faces), greasy hair, rib-hugging shirts, tight jeans and loafers worn without socks. Women are easily distinguished by anorexia, over-bleached hair, gaudy jewelry, plastic surgery (particularly breast-enlargement) and their attachment to the male species. Both sexes greet each other with “air kisses,” immediately speak of their last trip (often Paris, Rome, Majorca), spend hours at “see-and-be-seen” restaurants and exhibit a world-weariness and pained sense of irony.
Let's view the Eurotrash at Cipriani.
Eurotrash by I hate them all December 28, 2005

Eurotrash 

Self-aggrandizing Europeans who condescend Americans, yet consume massive amounts of American culture and appropriate it as their own.
He was acting like such a snob; really condecending to that American woman. In the bar he was insisting that all Americans are stupid, imperialist swine, and later he told me that his favorite band was the Velvet Underground. Total Eurotrash.
Eurotrash by o_unity_o March 13, 2009

Eurotrash 

Post-modern, degenerate, trendy, or out-of-style European cultural phenomena masquerading as avant-garde High Art. Its origins are primarily German/Austrian but have extended to France, Scandinavia, and Italy with success.
The director's Eurotrash production of Hamlet featured lots of latex, swastikas, and a man wearing a diaper starring as Gertrude.
Eurotrash by me December 6, 2003

Eurotrash Douche-goggles 

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"

Eurotrash 

A certain people and outlook, those who are products of a sneering, overly-socialized culture who take perverse pride in their stylized, postmodern, lazy lifestyles, and those who would choose to emulate this.
Eurotrash by Anonymous July 29, 2003