ethan dolan

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean

person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)

by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017

ethan wilcox

One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.

Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."

by All the drugs at once March 3, 2017

Ethanol

Unclean ass sex. When having anal sex and you pull out , you have a piece of corn on your dick.

I was getting my girl in the backdoor and she gave me an ethanol.

by Woodbilly June 19, 2009

Ethan Ralph

1. (adjective) Mentally Ill

2. (adjective) Degenerate

“Yeah, John had another one night stand and got the girl pregnant. He’s a total douche, a real Ethan Ralph if ya know what I mean.”

by Secretplease69 April 19, 2021

Ethanol Make

A fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley cunt.

Go away you Ethanol Make

by Ethan Marchi January 6, 2017

Dirty Ethan

Bringing the baddest bitch home from the club and raw dogging her doggy style in your roommates bed

Damn I really pulled a dirty Ethan in Marty’s bed last night bro.

by Dasa fa tass April 14, 2020

Ethanzychstyle

Ethanzychstyle: is when a person is being racist,homophobic,snitching,simping,lying and being a sycophant all at once

Uncle: look at him using the Ethanzychstyle

by Crazyboy23 July 1, 2022