Measurable Eternity

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.

Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.

by weasel1969 December 24, 2019

eternity

is neither here, nor there eternal in faith, our souls will pass into the circle...never ending, never beginning

i have a tattoo of eternity on my leg

by shim October 3, 2003

Eternity

Having no beginning and no end.

Depends... usually looks like an o or a sideways 8

by Squeed March 31, 2005

Eternipee

When you urgently have to go to the toilet, but things like a car ride detain you from this need. The, what seems like an, unendless stream of your body juices and relief is called the eternipee.

"I'm standing here for almost 10 minutes now, what a eternipee! This must be because of there was no toilet at the side of the road for almost two hours!"

"I have been drinking so much water because of the hot weather. This must lead to a eternipee!

by crazykef July 25, 2015

Eternity

Mostly ginger haired but a very great name she is a loyal friend...sometimes and is a very nice person and it’s the most amazing name to have.

Wag1 eternity

by Ur noncy nan December 18, 2019

Eternity

Surreal; You know if someone says this it means something is going to go wrong

Person 1: I want to be with you for eternity
Person 2: *dies suddenly*

by Duffy October 6, 2004

eternity leave

A mother, who once has realized that staying home is infinitely better than going back to work goes on "eternity leave".

Alison never returned to work after the first baby she is on eternity leave.

by AlisonG May 15, 2007