Edward Elric

Super hot anime male who's been through hell and back, yet still smiles. He also sends poor innocent, non-fan-girls over the edge to fan-girl-ism, and thus has inspired a massive group of fan-girls that not only rivals, but beats hands down, that of Uchiha Sasuke. He is particularly short tempered, when it comes to his height, and will smash anyone's face in that calls him short. He is one of two main characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, a popular anime, along with his younger brother, Alphonse. Edward's outward appearance includes a shorter-than-average height, golden eyes, long blonde hair (Usually in a braid, but is also seen in a ponytail, and down), and is often wearing a red trench coat with the Flammel symbol on the back in black, along with black pants, a black top, and boots. Edward also happens to hate milk, with a passion I might add, and many argue that his refusal to drink any might be part of what caused his lack of height, relative to most males his age, that is. His iconic faces are; stubborn-face (we see that one a lot), grin-face (who doesn't know of his big, goofy grin?), and his milk-face.

'You've got a strong pair of legs, Rose; you should get up and use them.' ~ Edward Elric

'Don't call me short! I'll break down your legs and stick them on your head!' ~ Edward Elric

'We just wanted to see her smiling face again.' ~ Edward Elric

by CanIeatyou? September 30, 2013

Mark Edward Fischbach

Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), better known by his online pseudonym Markiplier, is an American YouTube personality. Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, he began his career in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is currently based in Los Angeles, California.

I saw Mark Edward Fischbach at pax prime

by krosnest January 30, 2017

Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010

Escargoon

A genius snail who acts like a real slug. Being the assistant of King Dedede he really takes a lot of lumps while on the job from that giant hammer. Although he gets physically abused on a daily bases by the kings actions, he still cares for Dedede, and his well being. But above all else, the one he cares about most is his mommy.

I have the mental thinking that you've been banging on my noggin like bongos Escargoon!

by Escargoon March 7, 2019

Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs

Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever

by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014

Edward Elric

A cute alchemist with long blonde hair and golden eyes. He is extremely sensitive about his height.

Lieutenant: "He's right, there is someone with him! And he is small!"

Edward Elric: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A ROCK SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK?!!"

by FrostedGold December 22, 2013

Carl Edwards Backflip

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.

He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

by WrestlerGuy May 11, 2013