Escobar belly

A large ventriculus (belly), large enough to rest folded arms whilst in a seated position enhancing the don't f**k with me look.

Man got that escobar belly

by Kingchaching January 27, 2017

escobar brothers

When one dude does a line of blow off another guys penis. Variant of Eskimo brother.

Sean was so wasted he literally did a bump off Vinny’s dick! They are now Escobar brothers!

by FuckYelpBetch November 4, 2018

Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.

Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!

by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018

Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

Pablo Escobar

Columbian Drug Kingpin, became a billionaire in the 1980's by selling Cocaine. Cultivated a Robin Hood image by donating generously to the Columbian poor, but mostly known as the richest drug dealer to ever have lived. When US. special forces, navy seals and the Columbian army moved on him, he was killed in the Largest man hunt in history, after evading the armed forces for years.

I'm wanted like Pablo Escobar

by veracity September 28, 2005

Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast

They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.

by kyle April 4, 2005