ert

A replacement for "lol" on AIM, meaning a small giggle, instead of actually laughing out loud, which nobody really does.

A: ...and that's how I woke up with a drunk panda.
B: ert
A: pretty funny, huh?
B: not really.

by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005

ert

shut up bitches your all rong its not a damn word

ur all gay little bitches

by billy bob September 1, 2004

ert

ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>

~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation

A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."

by Just Bly April 12, 2006

ert

the wave of bullshit trying to be passed off as art by its creator/creators based simply on it being weird as hell

That isn't art, it's nothing but ert.

by Eib September 15, 2003

ert

kinda like a elf but with no ears and has large toes

girl 1:there was a ert in that move
girl 2:I thank he hides migets under his toes

by kornjerker March 6, 2009

Ert

Ert indicates that something is stupid. Kind of like "DUH", or a more tolerant version of "that's so gay."

Ert! You are so dumb!

by Typography November 3, 2008

ERT

(n.) Used frequently inside circles of theme park/roller coaster enthusiasts, it is an acronym meaning "exclusive ride time." For clubs and organizations, the park will open either allow members in earlier than the advertised time or allow them to stay in the park after the advertised time. Not all the rides will necessarily be open, however the ones that are are usually the high-profile, E-ticket rides.

At this year's event, we get into the park at 8:30 - that gives us two whole hours of ERT!

by Samuel Greenbaum January 4, 2010