ert 

Sex yet to be had in lifted hotel rooms with Swedish twins.

"ert hasn't happened yet, but the Swedes have asked me to show them around town, and I plan to show them ALL of the hotel rooms."

ert by c3n0byte September 8, 2011

ert 

to be full of energy, the opposite of inert.

They are a highly motivated ert group of dealers

ert by graham dungworth June 7, 2003

ert 

ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>

~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation

A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."

ert by Just Bly April 18, 2006

Ert 

A synonym to nish, but is even more disgusting, it’ll probably make you want to gag.

“Ert the car seats smell like tunafish!!!”

Ert by Joe SY October 12, 2017

ert 

The language of the holy Sans

"ert ert ert" Said Sans

ert by snorple pop March 1, 2019

ert 

A replacement for "lol" on AIM, meaning a small giggle, instead of actually laughing out loud, which nobody really does.

A: ...and that's how I woke up with a drunk panda.
B: ert
A: pretty funny, huh?
B: not really.

ert by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005

ERT 

Meaning Over-dramatic and unreasonable.

1. Tabitha Floss' parents are such erts.

2. Today in band, Ben was being an ert because I didn't tune my instrument.

ERT by BHS Band Member May 2, 2011