Skip to main content

Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
by Acebinkley September 6, 2005
mugGet the Empathetic Prostate mug.

Eraptuaf

A long-necked mythological creature which exhibits rapist tendencies; generally hard to spot due to the fact that it wears mirrored sunglasses.
OMG what the hell is that???

I think it might be a giraffe.

That's cool it's wearing aviator glasses.

Awesome. It's coming this way.

HELP IT'S TRYING TO RAPE US!!!!!!!!!! ERAPTUAF SIGHTING HELP!!!
by Estevan October 12, 2009
mugGet the Eraptuaf mug.
Related Words

Empathicide

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.
My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.
by Swangirl December 29, 2010
mugGet the Empathicide mug.

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.
by quagblar December 8, 2013
mugGet the Empathetic Bowel Movement mug.

Radical Empathy

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.
Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!
by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021
mugGet the Radical Empathy mug.

Expat Hipster

Someone who has lived abroad for so long that while technically American, they feel they are as cool as the locals. Originally coined by D.K.
When you are walking down the street in Dushanbe and give another American "the nod", if they totally blow you off; that is an Expat Hipster.
by babablacksmith December 2, 2011
mugGet the Expat Hipster mug.

empathematics

Using your spidey senses to guesstimate the result of a statistical and/or mathematical calculation.
"On January 29, 2020, my empathematics indicated that with or without global lockdown, the world economy would need to be redefined to stop basing it on how rich people live."
by Ultrazenmode April 6, 2020
mugGet the empathematics mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email