Chaplin Equalizer

To put two fingers in a girls vagina along with your penis to make up for its small size

Timmy had to you the Chaplin equalizer because it was super cold

by chapbobbilly November 21, 2014

equalizer

Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!

This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
or
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!

by Fake Name December 7, 2004

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 6, 2004

Equalizer

It is similar to the "shocker." Instead of two in the pink one in the stink, it is two in the pink and two in the stink. Giving and equal amount of fingers in both the vaginal canal and the anus.

Yo Ray-Ray gave that bitch the "EQUALIZER" last night, it was off the hook!!!!!!!!!!

by Matt "The Gay Maker" Stevens July 31, 2006

equalized

The state of no longer being high.

He's so much funnier when he's high than when he's equalized.

by Struckout November 14, 2012

The Great Equalizer

1.)A man that uses girls for money and then never talks to them after he gets the money.

2.)seductive man who uses hes sex appeal to exploit women.

3.)The male version of a gold digger.

The Great Equalizer uses women for their money.

by The Great Equalizer February 8, 2006

Equalizer

A very doable female.

Comes from the 80s show starring Edward Woodward, and the hilarious word play involving the appraisal of a female's beauty using the standard 'I would' which, equally hilariously, evolved into 'Edward Woodward would'.

- Mmmm, look at her, what an equalizer.

by samuishark June 20, 2011